I know you get me, so I let my walls come down ♥

Me: You know, I never did understand why calling someone a female dog is such a bad thing. I mean, people don't seem offended when you call them a HEN. They just give you funny looks.

Meng Lu: LOL. True.

Me: I love being Malaysian. Malaysian accents are good when you're pissed.

Meng Lu: YES ! Hujan emas di negara orang lain, hujan batu di negara sendiri, lebih baik di negara sendiri.

Me: OH DON'T YOU GO ALL BAHASA MELAYU ON ME, BIATCH. 我會華語！

Meng Lu: PSH. DON'T YOU GO ALL CHINESE ON ME, HEN.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I GOT PWNED.

Much love,

Kristal

Out of the blue.

Random conversation that came to my mind.

A: Hey, that's mine !

B: Oh yeah? Well I don't see your name on it !

A: That's because it's written in invisible ink, stupid !

Have a great week, everyone !

:)

Much love,

Kristal ♥

Once upon a time ...

I looked like this.

And I had hair like this.

And I loved caps like this.









And wore headbands like this.









I also had make up skills that suck like this.









And I was pretty cute, like this.





I also liked to take photos from weird angles and make stupid faces, like this.





I was also very very bad at editing photos.




I was also tallest in the family.





And it was much easier to convince my brothers to take photos with me...








... Kind of, anyway.










Once upon a time...

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I was already a sexy diva.




:D






Much love,
Kristal ♥

Peter Chao on The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

I just watched a Peter Chao video a couple of minutes ago. He was talking about the Eclipse movie and what he liked and disliked about it. He's just so crazy hilarious. He made me laugh so hard, I figured I'd share some of his insane quotes and lines from the video with you to make your day, too. Yes, I do share :P


**Warning: This blog post will be flooded with naughty, foul words - it is Peter Chao. So if you're young and innocent and pure, you better move on to the next post or something. I will not be held responsible for any brain damage or bad influence you might suffer after reading this blog post. Remember, curiosity kills the cat. Whoa look, I used an idiom :D


"The best part of Twilight Eclipse.. Was when it was over. Hahahahaha *Crazy insane Peter Chao laugh*"


"The best part of the entire movie.. Was the Harry Potter trailer ! "


"The first time that Taylor Lautner appear on the screen with his fucking eight packs, all the fat girls in the front row go AAHHHHHHH YAI YAI YAI YAI OOOHH OOHOH OOHOH AAAAHHHHHHHH OMG OMG EIGHT PACK EIGHT PACK ! I WANT TO LICK THOSE ABS... Well you know what? I'm trying to watch a fucking movie. "


"Everytime Robert Pattinson will show up with the glitter on his face. What are you? A fucking gay vampire? But really, I mean, when your skin glitter, you're pretty gay."


"Taylor Lautner, your eight pack is nothing compared to my nine pack, okay? I have like the eight right here and then the one on top. It's like a mountain. I'm like a mountain of sex.. I don't even know what I'm talking about.. It's okay."


"What is with that Boo.. Bull.. Bulltaly. Is it Bulltary (Volturi)? One of the most powerful vampire group ever. And who is the leader? DAKOTA FUCKING FANNING. She's like a small midget ! Everybody else is bigger than her. I could crush her ! "


Here's the video if you'd rather watch him yourself:

Chinese Guy LIKED Eclipse!!?


Happy laughing !


Much love,
Kristal

My Trip to The Petrol Station

Yes, you read the title correctly. I am going to blog about my first attempt at filling up my car's petrol tank.


This might strike you as being an extremely boring topic at first, but you will soon discover that you're wrong.. Especially when I tell you that it was the first time I've ever filled a car with petrol. EVER. Which is ridiculous, seeing how I've been driving for more than a month now. Thing is, every time I drive, the petrol tank is always full ! I think my driver fills it for me or something, since he drives that car sometimes, too.


Well, anyway. So there I was, on my way to the nearest petrol station after dropping Stanley off at the basketball court in Balakong. The light that indicates the amount of fuel left was blinking like crazy and I was so scared that I'd be too late. Thankfully, I got there on time. I pulled over at a pump - which I think was meant for motorcycles and not cars but what the hell - and turned off the engine..

And thereon starts my great adventure of searching for the lever that opens the fuel cap.


Yes. I am completely clueless about all of this.


After staring blankly at all the buttons in my car and wrongly pushing on the one that opens the hood, I eventually found the correct lever and pulled it. I then walked over to the counter to pay, and walked back to my car..

Only to stare incredulously at the fuel cap like a total idiot. I had absolutely no idea how to open it.


I turned it to the right, then to the left. I pulled and pushed.. And it still wouldn't open. "I'm so fucked," I thought out loud. I looked over to the old man at the next pump.. And found out that he was staring at me as if a teenager failing to open her car's fuel cap is the most amusing thing he's ever witnessed. I smiled at him, attempting to blind him with my shiny braces, and failed. Instead, I asked him for help. He came over, turned the fuel cap to the left, and it opened.

Just like that.

And I spent like, what, a whole minute trying to do just that. Seriously?! WTF.

I thanked him and gave him my best "you totally just saved my life thank you so much" smile and turned to face the pump. I thanked God I knew which fuel type to use - it was stated at the fuel cap cover thingy, so yeah. I lifted the pump handle, inserted the nozzle into the fuel cap, and waited. I realised after a few seconds that I was supposed to pull the bloody lever.

Stupid idiot.

I let out a soft scream when the pump jerked when the fuel was flowing. I screamed again when it jerked the second time. I looked over at the counter display and noticed that the amount of fuel and price stopped increasing. I realised soon that I was supposed to continue holding onto the damn lever until I reach the amount of fuel I paid for.

Stupid to infinity and beyond.


While I was there, I was thinking about something my Physics teacher, Miss Paulina showed us in class once. It's a video showing a girl refueling her car at the petrol station.. Her shirt sleeve caught fire at the end of the video. I was totally freaked out, so I stood so still the whole time I swear a fly could've landed on me and linger there.

When it reached the right amount, I placed the pump back in it's original place, closed the fuel cap and drove happily ever after.


The End. Bye Bye.


Love,
The worst petrol filler in the world,
Kristal

給爺爺的信: Lettre à mon grand-père ♥

親愛的爺爺，

你近來好嗎？ 在那裡過得還習慣嗎？ 我們在這裡過得都很好。 大家都健健康康地，堅強地過日子。 我們都好想你。尤其是婆婆。 每當提起你，她的雙眼馬上就會紅起來。 看得出，婆婆比誰都還更想念你，受打擊最重的也是婆婆。


不知不覺，你離開我們已經兩個月了。還記得我剛剛得到你出事的消息時，整個人呆住了，一聲都沒出，眼淚卻不停地流下。我把自己鎖在房間裡，不停地放聲大哭。哭累了，就開始亂罵。當時，我很生氣，很不甘願。爺爺應該出席我的大學畢業典禮，應該看著我成功，應該在我嫁人當天讓我向他敬茶，應該為我的孩子取乳名... 別人的爺爺可以，為什麼我的爺爺就不行呢?! 我不明白為什麼人生這麼不公平。想要的，就偏偏不會得到。


可是爺，你知道我到現在都還後悔着的是什麼嗎？ 我最後悔的，就是我拒絕唱歌給你聽的每一次。你出殯前幾天，我一有機會就會站在你的棺材邊唱歌給你聽。當時我真的很恨我自己。為什麼我這麼執著，這麼難搞？我唯一可以拿來安慰自己的，是希望你能聽見我唱歌給你聽。


我答應過自己，每一次上台表演都要做到最好。因為我唱的每一首歌，跳的每一支舞，演的沒一場戲，都是奉獻給你的。我會站在台上，感覺你的存在，因為我相信你一定不會錯過任何看我表演的機會。可能你還會跟天上的天使炫耀你的孫女呢！


爺爺，我愛你。永遠，永遠。♥

I found this photo from 3 years ago while looking through some old photos in My Pictures.
It's the only one I have of Grandpa and my family.



I love you, YeYe. Forever and Always ♥

With all the love in the world,
Your granddaughter,
Nana ♥

P.S. I haven't written in Chinese for a really, REALLY long time. So there might be a lot of grammar mistakes here that'll make people who are fluent in the language laugh out loud. But it doesn't matter. All that matters, is that Grandpa gets it, and that he knows I love him with all my heart. ♥

ECA Camp 2010

It's been two days since ECA Camp and my whole body's still sore from all the running and rope climbing and jumping around that I had to do that day. I wasn't all that keen on going at first, but after all those crazy games and fooling around with my teammates, I guess it wasn't as bad as I'd thought it would be. I had fun :)

I had the honor of being in a team with a bunch of lovable maniacs. We were known as THE BEAST. There's still a slight controversy as to whether or not there's an 'S' at the end of the word 'Beast' but whatever. It doesn't really matter that much. We're awesome anyway :P We came up with a crazy cheer and had a wicked logo that was designed by our very own swimming Golden Boy, Mr. Jeremy Ng.

Here's the link to the video we took of our awesomely awesome sexy beast cheer :D
http://www.facebook.com/pampereddiva?v=app_2413267546#!/video/video.php?v=1522258822366


Here are some photos that Jia Wen took that day.

The making of the flag !

Everybody working hard.

See Hau and I helping Aziz "lay his egg". Heh.

This is my little brother, Stanley :)

Stan's expression = PRICELESS ! :D
He hurt his fingers trying to climb that rope :(

Yay Aziz ! :D

Look at our captain go !

Jeremy ! :)

The boy had no problems getting to the top, at all ! HOT, right? Oh and girls? He's single :) hahahahahahahaha He's gonna kill me if he sees this =x

Sexy Beasts, Horny Beasts, Scary Beasts.. Call us whatever you want. We're THE BEAST, because we're gonna tear all the other teams apart.. Well, that's what we'd intended to do, anyway. Sadly, things didn't exactly go our way. So we didn't end up being the champions.

BUT, 2 out of the 4 individual prizes were given to people from our team. Kok Tong got Best Captain and the Best Female Participant went to, none other than, yours truly.

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehe.
Yes I am a very happy girl. Hehehehehehehhehehehehehehehee :3

Was supposed to take a group photo with the rest of the team, but everyone disappeared right after the video was taken. They were so incredibly fast .____.
So I only managed to snap a quick one with the captain, Kok Tong and See Hau with our prizes and crazy awesome flag :)

weeeeeeeeee :D

Guess what the prize was ?








A travelling mug.

A bloody cup.. Of which I already have 5 of. Aduh.

Yay I won ! :D

Yes. You are looking at the Best Female Participant. This is she.

Mmm. I is loving my mug :3 ♥

Wait a sec. I already have 5 of these. Really? A mug? That's the best you can do?

A stupid mug ?! After all the rope climbing and running around and having 2 girls sit on top of me and shaking my booty like I just don't care..

I GET A MUG ?!

WTF ?!

WHOAAAAAA ! Major deja vu there ! I think I had a dream about this a few days before last year's ECA Camp. I didn't go, but I had a dream about winning something. Wow. This was TOTALLY meant to be! I was totally meant to win this mug! I am THAT awesome ! :D

I guess that makes the mug less lame.. I think. It's still in it's box. I threw it in some corner of my room. It's buried under the other junk I have in here. It'll resurface again, someday.


Now, time for some total randomness to make your day ! :D

Proof that hamsters can't spell.

Have a great week, ya'll !

Much love,
Kristal